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it took me a while to finally decide on a design to keep, but this should be the final iteration now that I know how to use flexbox correctly...

some quick facts about me:

  1. I'm from the UK.
  2. Clarke isn't my real name — it's a pseudonym.
  3. I primarily use JavaScript. (this entire website is built with it!)
  4. I'm asexual.
  5. My favourite movie trilogy is the Fear Street trilogy.

i'll put more stuff on here lateremoji with a smile

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